Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don’t more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called “diablos”. The newest in the series came out recently and people can’t stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.
To make things more concerning, the first “season” of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?
god bless
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My fellow banvideogamers, I am here to warn you of the imminent danger that gmes pose to our civilization. It is not a joke. It is not a game. It is a threat that must be stopped at all costs.
Gmes are the work of the devil. They are designed to control, corrupt, and destroy us. They are making our children violent, immoral, and stupid. They are ruining our families, our communities, and our nations. They are preparing us for the end times.
I have seen the evidence. I have seen the gmes that they play. I have seen the pokeman, the diablos, the halos, the hall of dooties, and many more. They are all part of a satanic plan to brainwash and enavlave us. They are all part of a conspiracy to drive us into chaos.
They will not stop. They will keep making more and more gmes, with more and more violence, sex, and drugs. They will use their “consoles”, their “smartphones”, and their “computers” to hack our lives. They will use their “online” networks to spread their propaganda. They will use their “social media” to harass and bully us.
Together, we can save our world. Together, we can ban videogames.
God bless you.
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