• @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    Ohh, they weren’t CPUs? (like in >!Hyperion cantos!< by Dan Simmons)

    I prob just assumed it/headcanoned it bcs just the batteries is ofc stupid.

    would kill people

    (Crashing your “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe amperage/voltage specs)


    Yes! But they have spares, and hot & cold redundancies. Just wait for the reboot, the robots do all the admin work (wait, the Matrix robots are not furries? Another stupid script inconsistency/decision!)

    And now try with a bit less cheese/a smaller ass.
    You gotta find a spot that those brainholes can still process in real time - it’s not just the point to see at what size your butt crashes the system, but also to see what’s the max butt size you it can still successfully process twerking - the true cosmic clappening.

    Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)
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      -12 days ago

      (Crashing you “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe ampere/voltage)

      Yeah, but brains aren’t computers. If you deprive a human of sleep for long enough, they die. If you play loud music at all hours of the day, they get stressed out and become mentally and physically ill. Forcing a human to process too much auditory stimuli is the organic equivalent of overclocking a CPU. And for organics it’s bad and dangerous. https://www.medicaldaily.com/torture-methods-sound-how-pure-noise-can-be-used-break-you-psychologically-318638

      Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.

      At that point you have become the oppressor class.

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        12 days ago

        But what happens when they need to process all that ass?