• @[email protected]
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    12 days ago

    Who’s to say it’s not just going to be a repeat of the Dubya/Cheney dynamic? Trump’s just gonna sit there eating fish delites and double-fisting diet cokes, rage-watching RSBN, and just soaking, marinating in his filth. Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is going to snarf down a handful of chidren’s teeth for breakfast,* crack his knuckles for forty-five minutes, and decide which urban center gets hit with the first big wave of avian flu.

    *he waits until sunset before he unhinges his jaw and swallows a dog whole

    • Flying Squid
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      12 days ago

      Because Trump does not let anyone tell him what to do not matter how stupid the alternative is.