Just about every episode of MASH I’ve seen, somebody claims that they hate Korea, or that they hate the stupid Army, or that they don’t even know why they’re at war. I don’t get it. Why don’t they all go home? If nobody wants to work there, how come they never leave?

Please respond with wrong answers.

  • @randomdeadguyOPEnglish
    4•21 hours ago

    I’ll start: they don’t want to leave Korea because the California mountains are too beautiful.

    Klinger is secretly an agent sent to discourage anybody trying get out on phony section 8 discharges.

    Sparky and Sofie are having an affair.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•8 hours ago

      I visited the site they did the show at and they were all still there. They tried to make me stay too!

      • @randomdeadguyOPEnglish
        1•6 hours ago

        This explains so much! I erected a replica set in the backyard and Jamie Farr won’t stop visiting.