Just about every episode of MASH I’ve seen, somebody claims that they hate Korea, or that they hate the stupid Army, or that they don’t even know why they’re at war. I don’t get it. Why don’t they all go home? If nobody wants to work there, how come they never leave?

Please respond with wrong answers.

  • @randomdeadguyOPEnglish
    4•3 months ago

    I’ll start: they don’t want to leave Korea because the California mountains are too beautiful.

    Klinger is secretly an agent sent to discourage anybody trying get out on phony section 8 discharges.

    Sparky and Sofie are having an affair.