It’s so bad that my fiancée has some bras that say she’s a B cup and others that says she’s a D cup. In order to go bra shopping, you have to actually try them on to find out if they fit.

If I had to try on underwear to see if they fit, I might not bother with underwear at all!

  • @werefreeatlast
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    81 month ago

    Good thing guy underwear doesn’t give one fuck about the shape of the penis. They either mush it into the crutch to defeature the shlong, or they let the whole thing just flap around under loose shorts.

    • @Mediocre_Bard
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      71 month ago

      Just get a small penis. Everything fits fine.

      • @werefreeatlast
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        21 month ago

        Oh this old thing? I can’t even see it. Without my glasses 🤓. All you gotta do is think of the ugliest person and it goes away during the day.

        The new president elect works alright but it’s fucking annoying when he’s talking. I rather think of Rudy. LOL.

    • @OmnislashIsACloudApp
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      21 month ago

      discovering saxx was life changing for me, good underwear gives you a comfortable dong pouch