@vsoponge to Comic Strips • 1 month agoHow much is rent?imagemessage-square15arrow-up1822arrow-down19
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedlinkfedilinkEnglish76•1 month agoHow to live rent free: Step 1: Commit at least 34 felonies Step 2: ??? Step 3: Squatting in an oval-shaped office?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink26•1 month agoUn-Fun fact, that’s 32 more than the historic average for folks who have held that job. And I heard the average was affected a lot by an outlier.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish13•1 month agoHe won’t even live there, just like last time. He’ll go to his hotel and charge us, the US taxpayers, a million dollars per day for rooms for him and his staff.
minus-square@slaacaalink11•edit-21 month agoOnly works if you’re born rich and white. Otherwise you go to jail or get shot after a few crimes
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month ago rich and white Counterpoint, supreme court justice thomas clarance (or however you spell the fucker’s name) not exactly oval-office, but nonetheless a high level position
How to live rent free:
Step 1: Commit at least 34 felonies
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Squatting in an oval-shaped office?
Un-Fun fact, that’s 32 more than the historic average for folks who have held that job.
And I heard the average was affected a lot by an outlier.
He won’t even live there, just like last time. He’ll go to his hotel and charge us, the US taxpayers, a million dollars per day for rooms for him and his staff.
Only works if you’re born rich and white. Otherwise you go to jail or get shot after a few crimes
Counterpoint, supreme court justice thomas clarance (or however you spell the fucker’s name)
not exactly oval-office, but nonetheless a high level position