• Jeena
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    591 month ago

    Can someone explain the text in the picture? I understand he is against vaccines, but is he also against fast food and coca cola or why is that person so upset?

      • Flying SquidOP
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        1091 month ago

        More to the point though, he literally called Trump’s personal fast food diet poison last week. Now he’s being forced to eat the poison and pretend to like it.

      • @Nuke_the_whales
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        461 month ago

        He eats only the finest of homemade roadkill jerky and produce stolen from the neighbour’s garden

        • @[email protected]
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          181 month ago

          Yes, he delicately chainsaws off only the finest shark carcass heads and air dries them on the roof of his car in the heat of the natural sun! Only the best natural produce for him! Prepared by nature!*

          *may contain parasitic brain worms, weavels and maggots for an added protein boost!

          • @ikidd
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            51 month ago

            Whale.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        71 month ago

        Maybe he has secret service drive over it a few times to make it road kill, and then he will eat it.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      he’s now in charge of Health and Human Services come january

      yes, he is in charge of US health. Eating a big mac.

      • Jeena
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        21 month ago

        Ah I see, he should be against fast food as he is against vaccines. Now I get it, it’s funny.

        • @[email protected]
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          191 month ago

          I think people explained it horribly. This is my attempt. If you got it, ignore this and think of it as an explanation for everyone else.

          Dude said he was against processed food, especially fast food, and he made it part of his political identity. Just like he made his stance against vaccines part of his political identity. There is a chain of events that highly suggest that he is partly responsible for the dead of (I think) 83 children, due to his stance against vaccines. He joined trump because trump promise him control over the department of health. Obviously, that is kinda his wet dream As he promised his supporters that he would go against vaccines, processed food, gmo,…

          Now he eats McDonald’s. He threw away part of his political identity. Part of why people supported him, because he can’t say no to trump. He sold out.

          That might be good for America, as trump isn’t against vaccines. As trump expressed he would like to brag about the “fact” that over his presidency, they “found” a vaccine against COVID. But trump knows that COVID vaccine bad in his supporters mind. That doesn’t mean over vaccines are. So maybe it is good that jfk Jr is betraying his political identity.

          But of course, betraying your political identity right after an election, is a dick move.

          I hope this helps

          • Jeena
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            61 month ago

            Nobody knows. But I think I get it and that’s probably good enough!

            • Flying SquidOP
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              21 month ago

              Because you are still convinced this is funny because “he should be against fast food as he is against vaccines” and not because he literally called out Trump in specific for his fast food diet, which he literally called poison, four days earlier?