• @[email protected]
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    1221 month ago

    Me: We haven’t evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

    Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

    Me: what

    Brain: Here’s a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

    • @[email protected]
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      191 month ago

      As if my brain would let me sleep. We have minor social faux pas from 15 years ago that we need to review again.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        Fight or flight response activated!

        But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

        FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

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      71 month ago

      🎼 Barney is a dinosaur for your ejaculation, and when he’s tall he’s what we call an orgasmic sensation

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        21 month ago

        Thanks brain!

        Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I’m in agony and it’s been thirty years

        • @Passerby6497
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          21 month ago

          I’m sorry, did you mean ‘can I forget that important thing’?

          BECAUSE YES YOU CAN!