• @theangryseal
    link
    17
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I imagine a terrible, awful future Forest Gump remake.

    “They had these camps that helped folks with their concentration or something like that. They said I was a shine-ning example, so I got to meet the president of the United States, again.”

    “They tell me this guy is the best example. Got treated, got rich in shrimp. What a guy! Our camps are great, the best camps in all the world.”

    Camera pans to Trump shaking hands with Kim Jong Un.

    “In Korea, everybody got these pic-tures of their leader on the wall. We got those in Alabama too.”