• @greedytacothief
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    141 month ago

    Emergency situation: you’re in the UK, it’s breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.

    • @Opisek
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      241 month ago

      You’re in the UK

      The worst kind of emergency.

    • @ebolapie
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      30 days ago

      There’s no such thing as a “UK.” Oh sure, there’s this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat “beans on toast” and where if you say the word “tiddlywinks” in a court of law you’re taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.

      • @[email protected]
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        321 days ago

        Uh, hi. So I live in the UK, and it’s not as bad as you say. Yes, tiddlywinks-related violence is somewhat out of control here, and Britain was a buzzword made up by J K Rowling (a pseudonym of JRR Martin) to avoid paying taxes, but beans on toast is very real here and is the cause of thousands of breakfast-related deaths a month.

        Please be a bit more considerate when poking fun at people you don’t even know