• @orhansaral
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    301 month ago

    I just eat the beans. Nothing to maintain

    • @Tangent5280
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      271 month ago

      I eat the dirt the coffee grows in and suntan my butthole. No relation to the topic at hand, just thought you should know.

      • @freddydunningkruger
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        31 month ago

        How do you keep your butt cheeks spread during the tanning process? Asking for a friend.

        • Cordyceps
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          1 month ago

          I have a glass buttplug with a handle of sorts that pushes the cheeks apart. It’s non UV resistant so does not interfere with the tanning. On the plus side, the interior of the rectum&anal cavity also get tanned with the glass transmitting the light.

          • @Jiggle_Physics
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            1 month ago

            Wouldn’t a clear, plastic, speculum oris, be better, and not run the change of curved/pointed glass focusing light in dangerous ways?