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Flying SquidM to The Internet in Ancient Times • 5 days ago

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

Flying SquidM to The Internet in Ancient Times • 5 days ago
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      He’s getting smooched by the lady.

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          You do know what community you’re in, yes?

          I’m sure you want to have a very serious discussion about rape and ancient Greek mythology, but this is not the place for it.

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              Well then it’s a good thing no one made one except in your mind.

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                • Flying SquidOPM
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                  Cool.

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