Pro tip: If you have to sue someone named “Fair Democracy”, make sure your company’s name is like, a billion paragraphs long so by the time people make it to “- against -” they’re too exhausted to keep reading
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Pro tip: If you have to sue someone named “Fair Democracy”, make sure your company’s name is like, a billion paragraphs long so by the time people make it to “- against -” they’re too exhausted to keep reading
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