minus-square@tetris11link31•4 days ago Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George’s piece.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•3 days agoWhich begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms? Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?
minus-square@lemmy_get_my_coatlink4•3 days agoThis thought is supported by the little known fact: his nickname was He Who Must Not Be Bottomed
Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George’s piece.
Which begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms?
Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?
This thought is supported by the little known fact: his nickname was He Who Must Not Be Bottomed