Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @SendMePhotos
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    321 month ago

    I just saw a Verizon sign today that said the same. I internally scoffed because how can cellular internet be more stable or consistent?

    • @Warl0k3
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      331 month ago

      They use a radical new networking technique called “Lying, but with graphs”

      • @pivot_root
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        1 month ago
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        **measurements taken in test environment under ideal weather conditions

        • @[email protected]
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          131 month ago

          LoL, they misconfigured their test rig and it turns out they were measuring loopback’s bandwidth.

        • @[email protected]
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          330 days ago

          Mentioning latency is how I got their 16 trillion subcontractor salespeople to stop knocking on my door. They wanna bash the local cable company with 11ms ping but have no clue how to address my latency concern. They don’t even know what it is — “wait, that wasn’t in the script.”