• TheRealKuni
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    232 days ago

    Easy. Garlic bread.

    Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?

      • @SkyezOpen
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        114 hours ago

        But what if they only love you for your infinite garlic bread? You’d never find true love again.

        • @chonglibloodsport
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          114 hours ago

          That’s true, though I have to believe garlic bread lovers would never do that. Garlic has special powers.