• TheRealKuni
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    252 months ago

    Easy. Garlic bread.

    Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?

    • @chonglibloodsport
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      32 months ago

      A lifetime supply of dates with garlic bread loving ladies!

      • @SkyezOpen
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        22 months ago

        But what if they only love you for your infinite garlic bread? You’d never find true love again.

        • @chonglibloodsport
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          12 months ago

          That’s true, though I have to believe garlic bread lovers would never do that. Garlic has special powers.