• @Godric
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    63 days ago

    What’s the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

    Anybody can roast beef, but nobody can- wait a minute…

    • Captain Aggravated
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      83 days ago

      Difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean.

      I’ve never paid $200 to have a garbonzo bean on my face.