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    112 years ago

    I went on a mini African safari by seeking out all the African animals. Except the gorillas, I feel too ashamed to look at gorilla people that are effectively sentient caged slaves.

    The baboons did their baboon stuff, lazing on warm rocks in the sun, grooming, wanking, teasing each other, shoving their bum against the glass windows to give spectators an intimate view. The little bastards would run off laughing.

    Lemurs are actually marsupilamis . I always knew this and seeing their hanging nests confirmed it.

    Giraffes were sweet. The lions were sleeping in the sun. They have cute tufts of fur under their arms.

    Bin chickens, native to Northern Victoria, have taken residence en masse in the crowns of tall palm trees, making messes, skwarking and shredding the vegetation.