• @[email protected]
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    71 month ago

    Ten years from now, President Musk, the last president of the free united states, signs a document ceding all territory to the new russian empire

    • @P00ptart
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      21 month ago

      We’re going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we’ll somehow be better for it.

      • @PugJesus
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        11 month ago

        Well, the parts ruled by Mexico and Canada, at least.

        • @P00ptart
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          1 month ago

          I dunno… Even china at this point…

      • @[email protected]
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        01 month ago

        Already consider Texans to be Mexicans so I suppose the red states will follow suit

        Would California join more ideologically similar Canada (and double their population)

        Join China because of the coast/wealth

        Or be returned to Mexico?

        • @P00ptart
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          11 month ago

          China gets the whole west coast including Nevada and Idaho (fuck you Idaho) and the rest is split based on an extension based on the mason-dixon line. The north becomes Canadian and the south becomes mexican.