• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    221 month ago

    Hard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They’re soft, and they’re fun to play with, and they’re also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight

    • @toynbee
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      131 month ago

      Um, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 month ago

        The testes themselves aren’t soft ime, but if we’re talking about the overall (scrotum + testes), then I would say it’s pretty soft.

        Though I’m going to take this moment to soapbox about the importance of regular testicular self examinations: https://www.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-information-and-support/testicular-cancer/how-to-check

        The key thing is checking regularly enough that you know what’s normal for you, and thus can see a doctor if there are any unexpected changes in shape or texture. (Apologies for lecturing in reply to what was probably a joke)

        • @toynbee
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          61 month ago

          My doctor has been extolling this (correct) perspective lately and you are excellent for supporting it.

          But because the original post was a joke, I have to share: I’ve never had a professional testicular examination before. I’m in my late thirties now and recently changed doctors due to moving. My new doctor, the first time I saw her, offered diagnostic testicular palpation. I declined, as I had no cause for concern, then when I got home told my wife how surprised I was at the suggestion. (Not offended or anything, just caught off guard.)

          My wife, whom you might have guessed is a woman, was not sympathetic to my surprise, as she’d had genital inspections throughout her life.

          I normally try to make the last line of a post like this pithy and humorous, but three other conversations I have going on in the background have robbed me of any joy as I typed this (if you knew me you probably would observe the change in tone between paragraphs), so I will merely present this as factual.

          • sp3ctr4l
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            21 month ago

            Late thirties?

            Suprised by a doctor offering to fondle your balls?

            … Might not be long before they insist on calling Doctor Proctor in for a… mildly invasive exam.

            • @toynbee
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              11 month ago

              So I’ve heard, courtesy of Bill Engvall.

    • @Turbofish
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      81 month ago

      You can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.

      • @toynbee
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        101 month ago

        Bop em! Twist em! Pull em!

        I didn’t like your comment and I didn’t like posting this response, but commenting this seemed necessary.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          At least your reply gave this one person a good chuckle, so you have that going for it lol