• @IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION
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    651 month ago

    “I am enraged at everyone and everything. I want to murder the next fucker that bothers me” is my signal that it’s time to start eating for the day

    • Higgs boson
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      21 month ago

      The first thing I do when I come downstairs is drink 4oz (120ml) of juice. Next priority is to get the caffeine monkey off my back. Only then can I risk human interaction.