I call my partner stuff like that because she periodically takes the most loud, massive shits I’ve ever experienced. They are wet and echoey, and I can hear them from upstairs. I still love her to death. She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever met, but GODDAMN can she take a shit. If she’s on her period, her bowels become a banshee, especially. Before she even takes a shit, “I can hear the boulders tumbling down the mountain.” I don’t blame her. This is after being together close to a decade. I love her so much, but after the bathroom door starts staying open, you learn a lot about each other. I like hot sauce and chili so my shits are probably worse.
I always ask, “Why didn’t you shut the door if you’re going thunder strike us like that?”, and she’d say, "I was in a hurry. " I don’t even judge anymore, lmao. I feel.
I call my partner stuff like that because she periodically takes the most loud, massive shits I’ve ever experienced. They are wet and echoey, and I can hear them from upstairs. I still love her to death. She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever met, but GODDAMN can she take a shit. If she’s on her period, her bowels become a banshee, especially. Before she even takes a shit, “I can hear the boulders tumbling down the mountain.” I don’t blame her. This is after being together close to a decade. I love her so much, but after the bathroom door starts staying open, you learn a lot about each other. I like hot sauce and chili so my shits are probably worse.
My partner never farts. EXCEPT on the toilet. It was irritating at first but you get used to thunder farts
Welcome to the thunderdome.
I always ask, “Why didn’t you shut the door if you’re going thunder strike us like that?”, and she’d say, "I was in a hurry. " I don’t even judge anymore, lmao. I feel.
She might have irritable bowel syndrome or a lactose intolerance, this does not sound normal.
She has IBS. You’re correct. We’ve done our best to acclimate to her diet. Still got the thunder shits.