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Not The OnionEnglish • 14 hours ago

Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation

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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation

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Not The OnionEnglish • 14 hours ago

Smooth Mars bar man gets £2 compensation from chocolate giant

Mars Wrigley UK says the smooth bar "slipped" through and confirmed the swirl is being kept.

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