God: now it’s got to be around here somewhere…

(Ring Ring, Ring Ring) God: go for God!

Pray’ey: Oh god! Oh Christ! Why is this happening!? My god it’s horrible!

God: Now calm down, your gonna have to narrow it down, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Pray’ey: God why have you forsaken us?!

God: Well, without any specifics I can safely say, all things happen for a reason.

Pray’ey: Why have you dropped this giant glass disk on our town?

God: Oh that’s where I put that.