@[email protected] to No Stupid Questions • 1 day agoWhen you die, what do you want to be done with you?message-square142fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down15file-text
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minus-square@EmpathicVagrantlink1•2 hours agoEasy, just die near your cat(s) and the same day they’ll chomp. A dog waits a little while, iirc. They lick your face, then nip, and if you don’t respond eventually chomp too.
minus-square@nutsacklink2•1 hour agothey would both get thirsty pretty soon if nobody came to rescue them from the dead body apartment
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Easy, just die near your cat(s) and the same day they’ll chomp.
A dog waits a little while, iirc. They lick your face, then nip, and if you don’t respond eventually chomp too.
they would both get thirsty pretty soon if nobody came to rescue them from the dead body apartment