• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    61 day ago

    A woman picked me up at a bar and we went back to her place.

    When I woke up the next morning I was surrounded by the most Elvis paraphernalia that I have ever seen in one place.

    I told her I was grabbing some coffees and just never returned.

    • @shalafi
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      51 day ago

      My story starts the same, except I woke on the couch, butt naked, her fully dressed and her family milling around making breakfast. They were very nice people!

      Rode my motorcycle to work on a Saturday to check in on my training class who had just hit the call center floor.

      “Where you been shalafi?”

      “Uh, it’s a story…”