Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid’s heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.

  • @theangryseal
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    20 days ago

    Me too, and I’ve only hit one kid. Launched him about 15 feet and he survived. All i experienced was a thud and I seen a skateboard and kid flying side by side.

    I’ve accidentally killed like 3 pedestrians and 4 deer in mine. I wonder what the national average is.

    Seriously, only one of the deer damaged the grill. The people just rolled right under it, except for the kid of course.

    • @ameancow
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      120 days ago

      If you just mount an industrial wood mulcher on the front grill you won’t get as much damage from colliding with children and animals.