My wife has done this a few times. I think she’s jealous of guys being able to pee standing up

  • @Mickey7OP
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    23 months ago

    No…but it’s a bit of a challenge to hit a spot for a standing female. A thrill for a guy is being able to write his name in the snow

    • @[email protected]
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      33 months ago

      But you’re asking about being in the shower. I’m a little confused 😂

      • @Mickey7OP
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        13 months ago

        In the shower you don’t have to be accurate regarding the direction or directions of your stream. It’s all going to wind up down the drain and you are going to emerge clean

    • @idiomaddict
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      33 months ago

      That’s only because we don’t teach little girls how to from age two. Women can learn, it’s not especially difficult, just a completely different type of aim.

      For anyone wondering: make a peace sign with your dominant hand and position it so that your two extended fingers get a good grip on your labia, with the tips about 1-3 cm from your urethra. Pull everything slightly forward, and begin peeing with great pressure. When you can’t sustain the pressure, cut the stream off (this was actually way harder for me to learn than the aiming).

      Start in the shower to practice pressure control while aiming at the drain. When you’re confident, do it in the shower before turning the water on, to confirm your aim is true and you’re not losing stray drops. When that’s the case, congratulations! You can pee standing up.

      • @Mickey7OP
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        13 months ago

        All of that is great information, but can you use that technique and write you name in the snow?

        • @idiomaddict
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          33 months ago

          Yes. Minus the tittle, but that’s reasonable imo