• PenguinJuice
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    1 year ago

    This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.

    And maybe even a dick.

    • @[email protected]
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      141 year ago

      Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

    • @nittiyh
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      91 year ago

      That escalated quickly

    • @MilxOP
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      31 year ago

      Spiders Georg origin story right here

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don’t just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.