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    3414 days ago

    If I shoot a nazi on my front yard, do I automatically become licensed as a funeral director?

    (the nazi aint getting a funeral btw, its going in the trash)

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        814 days ago

        Pro tip: if you get too many magats maggots, open the compost container, birds will enjoy the feast.

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      314 days ago

      Only if you dispose of the nazi carcass, by actually hosting a memorial (pro tip, if you spike the punch with methanol you can get more left over nazi parts)

      If you leave the body out, as sort of a “scare nazi/scare crow” kinda concept, I believe that you don’t get the funeral director badge, but you do get to express your views and feed the local scavengers. May I suggest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment#History for further inspiration.