@[email protected] to Microblog MemesEnglish • 2 months agoi don't understand half of these eitherslrpnk.netimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down125
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minus-squareJustas🇱🇹linkfedilinkEnglish26•2 months agoChapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
minus-squareSabatalinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 months agoIt misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
minus-square@affiliatelinkEnglish6•2 months agodoes getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoThat was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoHe shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.