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minus-square@jaybonelink9•3 days agoThe trick is to cover the eyes and entire head with aluminum foil, then soak the animal in kerosine before making your child watch you microwave it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•3 days agoAh, I was thinking you’d want it to ignite in the child’s hands to really maximize the lifelong trauma and deep seated trust issues.
minus-square@jaybonelink2•3 days agoThis is a much better plan, but how do you ensure the delayed ignition? Some kind of det cord? Or a chemical catalyst?
The trick is to cover the eyes and entire head with aluminum foil, then soak the animal in kerosine before making your child watch you microwave it.
Ah, I was thinking you’d want it to ignite in the child’s hands to really maximize the lifelong trauma and deep seated trust issues.
This is a much better plan, but how do you ensure the delayed ignition? Some kind of det cord? Or a chemical catalyst?