• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    1 month ago

    Santa is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.

    • Flying Squid
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      51 month ago

      Yeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)