• @[email protected]
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      They were gonna but the corporate necromancer was out of network.

      Just kidding that’d be way too much effort for how they see human lives. They were likely hitting up LinkdIn before the body was cold.

    • GHiLA
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      They punched another one out of the bubble pack.

    • @[email protected]
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      No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

      • @[email protected]
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        “The last guy got killed in the street for doing this shit, you’re going to do the exact same shit right?”

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s like the mustache-twirling movie villains when an underling gets merc’d for a hairbrained strategy:

        “Congratulations, number 3. You’ve been promoted! Go get 'em!”