I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • Hnery
    39•2 months ago

    “For slogan, please refer to the according man page”

    more seriously maybe “Software it your own way”

    • PsyhackologicalOP
      3•2 months ago

      I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with man not found or something like this

      I like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.