@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 day agoCall an ambulance because I'm dead, and I'm Canadian and can afford it.imagemessage-square92arrow-up1948arrow-down122
arrow-up1926arrow-down1imageCall an ambulance because I'm dead, and I'm Canadian and can afford it.@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 day agomessage-square92
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish93•1 day agoWell, he wasn’t shot, choked to death, or mangled in the back of a police van at the time of arrest, so that’s already a win for him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 day agoOr locked up in the back and placed on train tracks…
Well, he wasn’t shot, choked to death, or mangled in the back of a police van at the time of arrest, so that’s already a win for him.
there’s also the ‘being rich’ thing
Or locked up in the back and placed on train tracks…