@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 2 months agoCall an ambulance because I'm dead, and I'm Canadian and can afford it.imagemessage-square102arrow-up11.02Karrow-down125
arrow-up1998arrow-down1imageCall an ambulance because I'm dead, and I'm Canadian and can afford it.@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square102
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish100•2 months agoWell, he wasn’t shot, choked to death, or mangled in the back of a police van at the time of arrest, so that’s already a win for him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoOr locked up in the back and placed on train tracks…
Well, he wasn’t shot, choked to death, or mangled in the back of a police van at the time of arrest, so that’s already a win for him.
Or locked up in the back and placed on train tracks…
there’s also the ‘being rich’ thing