• NickwithaC
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    148 hours ago
    1. Buy shares in health insurer

    2. Get claim denied

    3. Sell shares

    4. Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude

    • @jeeva
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      187 hours ago

      Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬

    • Blackout
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      138 hours ago

      Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off

      • @theangryseal
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        34 hours ago

        Man, I thought I was alone.

        This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.