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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish22•2 months agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Extremely relevant YouTube short