• @jordanlund
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    73 months ago

    What a bitch for making her problem somebody elses problem.

    We get it, daddy issues. Take to a hazardous waste dump, throw it in the ocean, do anything with it other than dump it off on some kid making minimum wage.

    • @shalafi
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      63 months ago

      You find this traumatizing? My teenage friends and I would have had a joy ride.

      “Dude! Swear to God it’s an urn with someone’s actual ashes!”

      “Get the Ouija board. Meet me at the park. Full moon tonight!”