• Chozo
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    1041 day ago

    I got $100 and a video from a bunch of dead-eyed execs I’ve never seen before in my entire life thanking me for all the hard work that I do. I’d almost have rather just gotten nothing at all.

      • LostXOR
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        91 day ago

        Maybe you two can split it 50/50? Or give me a cut, and split it 33/33/33?

        • @[email protected]
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          61 day ago

          No he doesn’t want it, so you me and the other guy can split. $30 is $30 bucks as far as I care, turn it into a bag of weed.

    • @[email protected]
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      1524 hours ago

      the video is so funny to me. showing a canned response to an employee they’ve never met has me in hysterics

      • Chozo
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        1624 hours ago

        It was so eerily dystopian. Telling me how much they appreciate me and how valued I am as an employee, as their eyes trail from side to side while they read the prompter.

        • @[email protected]
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          1024 hours ago

          suits buy into the corpo crap so hard

          it’s just amazing that they can convince themselves into thinking that a video like that would make your day

    • Biskii
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      241 day ago

      You can send me the $100 and the video if it’s that big of a deal

    • @[email protected]
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      51 day ago

      My direct manager gives out lottery scratch-off tickets at the winter holiday party. Last year I won $5.

      • @Aztechnology
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        This is a classic tactic cause you can scan them without scratching them at the store and filter out any actual winners and just leave people with essentially nothing.

        When I worked as a cashier there was a real estate agent who bought scratchers all the time and did exactly this. If one of them won more than like 50 bucks he cashed it and took all the worthless/low value ones. Then all his clients would get them in the mail for Xmas.

        • @[email protected]
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          What? That’s not how a lottery ticket machine works. Part of the front has to be scratched off to determine if it is a winner, even with the machine. I know, because I remember having to scratch this part off myself for customers redeeming tickets back when I sold them. (The part the machine needed was along the edge, and many didn’t scratch there.) (This is specific to Tennessee, but I doubt any state used a system where you can tell if it’s a winner without anything being scratched.)