Last Christmas by Bham!

Verse:

Last Christmas, I bought you a plane,

A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained.

But it turns out, it’s not just for fun,

A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton.

Chorus:

Last Christmas, I gave you my plane,

But the very next day, you gave it away.

This year, to save me some stress,

I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.