• @pikmeirEnglish
      65•2 months ago

      Until the company shuts down its servers and your toilet stops working.

      • oddEnglish
        23•2 months ago

        And that’d be “only” a toilet. People out there euphorically buying cars like that.

      • @[email protected]English
        4•2 months ago

        And it goes down mid-use, and the toilet has tamper-proofing that stops you from emptying it any other way “for security”.

        • Jones (he/him)English
          1•2 months ago

          And then you “unfortunately” have to buy the newer version for just a couple of bucks more

          • @pikmeirEnglish
            4•2 months ago

            Unrecognized toilet paper roll detected. Please make sure to only use authentic rolls.

    • @pdxfedEnglish
      3•2 months ago

      For the basic plan, based on usage though it looks like you’d save more with our premium tier that allows unlimited flushes per day and includes our smellfesh scent subscription.