• @OrganicMustard
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    615 hours ago

    It tracks the quality of your shits, draws a graph of the daily amount that you can share on social media and recommends a list of sponsored foods depending on your needs.

    • @DrownedRats
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      414 hours ago

      You jest but that’s literally already a thing that exists and you can buy it!

    • @[email protected]
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      314 hours ago

      I know you’re joking but a toilet that analyzes your stool would be quite remarkable health monitoring device to go along with our smartwatches and stuff. I bet there’s loads of health markers you could see from it.

      • @halfatank
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        314 hours ago

        Unremarkable shits. Your insurance claim has been denied