• @OrganicMustardEnglish
    7•1 month ago

    It tracks the quality of your shits, draws a graph of the daily amount that you can share on social media and recommends a list of sponsored foods depending on your needs.

    • @DrownedRatsEnglish
      4•1 month ago

      You jest but that’s literally already a thing that exists and you can buy it!

    • @[email protected]English
      3•1 month ago

      I know you’re joking but a toilet that analyzes your stool would be quite remarkable health monitoring device to go along with our smartwatches and stuff. I bet there’s loads of health markers you could see from it.