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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish50•2 days agoWhat would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink49•2 days agoGet trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink36•2 days ago“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.” “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?” “Deez nuts.” Phone hangs up
minus-squaredoctorskulllink27•2 days agoTomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•edit-22 days agoAnyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs. I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to: https://tips.fbi.gov/
What would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”
“Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”
“Deez nuts.”
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
Anyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs.
I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to:
https://tips.fbi.gov/