• @ceenote
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    322 hours ago

    There might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.

    • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      216 hours ago

      Only if your employer requires a doctor’s note for sick days. Honestly if I ever have another job that does require a doctor’s note I might just make a habit of forging those because fuck that noise

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      220 hours ago

      Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021