• Flying Squid
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    2910 hours ago

    “We saw you were on an unauthorized smoke break, Kevin. We saw it through your own eyes.”

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
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      98 hours ago

      It wasn’t me! I was letting Becky borrow my smock because it’s cold outside at the smoking table!

    • @MaXimus421
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      1410 hours ago

      “Next time, we’d really appreciate it if you could hold your phone in front of the camera so we can verify whom you’re speaking with while on company property. Outside communications are prohibited while at work to ensure safety of company assets. Thanks for your cooperation.”

      • @stupidcasey
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        119 hours ago

        Why do that? With the Walmart+ app they get free as an employee “Bonus” they can legally monitor all calls, location, wanking time, movie preference, insurance, heart rate, shopping activity, dick size, sexual preference, emotional state, banking information, relatives, friends acquaintances, brushing habits, Tampon size, Tattoos, personality, unregulated thought patterns, favorite drink, blood type, medical conditions, Breast size, favorite breast size, lies, sleeping schedule, piercings, disabilities, underwear color, haircut, likelihood of deleting the app, pets, pet names and eye color.

        • @brutalist
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          67 hours ago

          So you’re saying my Social Security number is still secure?