@vegeta to News • 2 days ago‘Murder Hornet’ Has Been Eradicated From the U.S., Officials Saywww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square26arrow-up1336arrow-down13cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 day agoManslaughter hornets are yellow with black stripes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 day agoAnd if they were CEOs, they’d be social murder hornets
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeuslinkfedilink7•2 days agoAnd hired them onto the police forces of neighboring jurisdictions
minus-square@betterdeadthanredditlinkEnglish6•2 days agoFull marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted ‘Homicide Hornet’.
They lowered it to ‘Manslaughter Hornet’.
Manslaughter hornets are yellow with black stripes.
God yes
If they killed a CEO, they would be Terrorist Hornets
And if they were CEOs, they’d be social murder hornets
And hired them onto the police forces of neighboring jurisdictions
Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted ‘Homicide Hornet’.