• @saltesc
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    682 months ago

    gasp It’s… s-s-socialism? 😯

    shoots mailbox

    Not in my god damned house!

    • @espentan
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      172 months ago

      If it’s not helping a rich person get richer we don’t want it!

    • @j4k3
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      102 months ago

      How dare you post comments in a community… That’s like… community-ism!

      But yourr righ. I don’t think this guy watched his commercials and clicked enough banner ads to get here. Probably has one of those blue state credit scores too. I bet he can even afford to buy things outside of the Walmart poverty cycle. He might even be one of those people who calls out my idiotic gender assumptions! Probably uses that lipstix OS too. /satire

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      mailbox

      not in my god damned house

      technically the truth, Mailboxes are usually by the road.

      • @saltesc
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        72 months ago

        Now I’m imagining it was just a mail slot, which is now a giant shotgun hole in the door. And the mail man flicks a letter through, further infuriating me.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Now the delivery person can just put the packages through the new package slot on their door.