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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink30•2 months agoIf a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate. When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•2 months agoOh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoLike the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrotlink6•2 months agoI wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 months agoFlying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoI wouldn’t put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside. Never a dull moment with those guys.
minus-square@RubberElectronslink2•edit-22 months agoKeep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing. Granted that’s like one dude, but still. 😆
If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.
When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
Chicken chicken chicken
I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
What if it was on purpose?
I wouldn’t put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside.
Never a dull moment with those guys.
Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing.
Granted that’s like one dude, but still. 😆