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    410 days ago

    I’m like the whitest woman I’ve ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we’re going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he’ll get one and keep it long enough, and that they’ll assume we’re “harmless.”

    …actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

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      410 days ago

      I like this idea. If any of the cops that move him in and out of his cell have the stereotypical cop mentality, they might make him put on one of the bras to emasculate him. Unknowingly giving him the keys to freedom.

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      210 days ago

      I hate wearing underwire bras, but I’d make an exception for something like this.

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        210 days ago

        We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don’t have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.